Villains Week » Day 3 & 7 (Most Evil/
DisgustingVillain + Overall Favorite Villain): Maleficent
Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel… AND DIE.
i want this on a t-shirt
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this
My stupid horse and his fucking friend just ran right into each other. People used to ride these things into battle. People used to be depended on these beasts for transport and the plowing of fields. People write novels and poems about these morons. Steven Spielberg made an entire movie based on how majestic and proud these creatures are. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.